[Jason sounds annoyed, but controlled.]

... Patrick.

Where are you.

Yesterday, the community voted to kill off Rex, suspecting he was part of the mafia. He was accordingly led to a saw bench and systematically dismembered. His snakes were then roasted with garlic and ginger in a white wine sauce and eaten by Dr. Jonathan Crane. [THIS WAS WRITTEN WELL BEFORE CRANE'S APOLOGY AND I REFUSE TO TAKE IT OUT FHADJFKLHDJD ( Read more... )

well, well.

got a nice new scar, got a room with my name on it, and y'all didn't even take away all the pointy objects.

it's like an invitation to party.but ( Read more... )